DC's Thoughts & Slurs
New music for 2012.
So for all you music freaks, 2012 should be a damn good year. Yes, Van Halen is putting out new music! But after you hear the sounds of the losing wheel spin on the price is right, you’ll be happy to know the rest of my mentions will be good.
Soundgarden should be releasing their first album in a long time in the first half of this year. Alice In Chains is supposed to be the studio as well. Pearl Jam, Green Day, the Offspring, the smashing pumpkins all are possibly putting out new material sometime before the end of 2012.
Tool is rumored to be releasing new music in 2012, may 25th to the exact possible date. Three Days Grace, Papa Roach and Deftones will all have music out by the end of the year as well.
Here’s to a great year of music that doesn’t include anymore Wallflowers, Hootie and the blowfish, matchbox 20 or Third Eye blind. Peace DC
Nick Novak, Place Kicker for the San Diego Chargers, was caught urinating on the sidelines of the their game Sunday against the Broncos. Taking that disgusting ball and running with it, it made me question where is the worst places i've been caught with urinating. In college twice, i was caught peeing at 3am. Once in front of Burrito Loco and a bar called "The Rat", the other was on the side of my cousins apartment on Linden St. in West Chester Pa. Sadly, my friend Matt went outside to the same place i had just went #1, tried the same thing and was arrested for underage drinking. We all pee outside, i just can't believe you can get arrested for it. Where's the worst place you've been caught. Ohhh, and i also got caught going #1 in the basement of some frat house in Bloomsburg University, in POS Pennsylvania.
So i'm engaged, in case you didn't know. I've been with my woman for over 7 years now, so needless to say, we're pretty comfortable around each other. With that being said though, there are still some things, that you need to hide from your significant other, right? I"m not saying lie about anything, i'm just saying, you don't bring attention to everything. What i'm getting at, is that every saturday morning or sunday morning, i usually get up before my woman. And one of my favorite things to do when i first get up in the morning, is grab the paper, or a magazine and head to john! On saturday and sunday mornings though, while my wife is asleep, i can actually take a number 2 with the bathroom door completely wind open and she never knows about it! i don't know why i love taking a 2 with an open door, but i do. And hopefully, i'll be able to play this game every saturday and sunday morning for the next 70 years. Try it one day, you'll love it.
Hey yo! It's 1014amET as i'm typing this blog. I'm extremely hung over. Last nights Slutty Costume Contest was filthy!!!! Jose shot after jager after crown back to tequila. NO GOOD. What was good though, was the idea of packing Nervous Nellies with hundreds of people, plenty of slutty girls, and 2 bad ass Bands. Check out local boys, Hawks with Rockets sometime and you will not be disappointed. The Parlor Mob was great as well. My biggest problem with the night that was last night, was how hot some of these chicks are for halloween. I went directly home afterwards and apologized to my wife because of the dirty thoughts that ran rampant last night. The buttermilk display on the lady cop, was just wrong and there was an abortion scene changed my view on humans, but at the same time, it was pretty slutty. Thanks to all who came out, i hope i had a drink with you, and keep rockin'. I'll check hit this up a little later. Peace DC
Stupid has continued to run rampant in the USA. First, the piles that let Casey Anthony off let the country down and proved beyond a reasonable doubt, that common sense is completely dead. Second, Coheed and Cambria bassist, Michael Todd was arrested for armed robbery. What did he steal you ask? Oxy's, but the better question is, "how did he steal them?". The dumbass pile took a cab to a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that he had a bomb and would blow up everyone if he didn't get the pills. After he got about 6 bottles worth of OC's, did he make a run for it? Head for the hills and disappear???????? Of course NOT! He took another cab back to the arena where he was supposed to be performing that night opening for Soundgarden! Michael Todd, rehab may get off the drugs, but it will never erase all the stupid you have in you. I always thought the man who bought the $11 hammer to steal a $9 bottle of booze would be the dumbest criminal i've ever read about. Thank you for proving that theory wrong you dope!
As i was enjoying a pulled pork plate from Rib City yesterday afternoon before my show, i noticed multiple men eating phallic symbols and i realized how much i hated it. I don't understand how you take a pretzel log into your mouth without just breaking a piece off first. I don't understand how a man can eat a popsicle. It's looks awful! Even a man drinking his drink through a straw is a bad look, but it's so common that most people don't catch on. But i'm telling you, If you saw a man eating a hot dog with no bun, holding the phallic piece of meat with his wrist bent, about to insert 5 inches into his mouth, you would know what i'm talking about. From now on, just know there are certain foods that guys just can't eat. It's a double standard yes, but it's a double standard that i have no problem with.
Please take a look below and read this story. 99x is giving away an Ipad 2 every week for the next month basically and this poor a-hole kid sells his kidney so he could buy one. Wouldn't it be easier to listen live on 99xonline.com. Plus i'm sure with being from shanghai, he would be a damn good laser battler!