These are "Missed Connections" from Craigslist.com.

People trying to find love.

And I'm here to help. 
These are all copied and pasted.
I did not make any of this up.
If you recognize any of these and
would like to contact your possible soul mate,
email me at Gabbi@99xonline.com
and I will get in contact with the love of your life. 

Our eyes locked in Goodwill - w4m - 92 (slums of ft myers)
I first smelled you walking by me. The smell consisted of the mixture of raw sewage and roses. you hair ws matted with old Kleenex pieces and leaves, and a bud or two I think. When you smiled at me a bit of drool dripped onto your tattered jacket and when you sneezed a tooth flew out and hit me in the forehead. I think you might work in a garage because your tattered coat was covered in a black goo. If this is you tell me where we discussed my next planned piercing and tattoo. I feel like we are soul mates.

Classy Publix Blonde - m4w
I was the classy boy you got excited about. Lets talk. Are you married? No worries. It doesn't leave us.

I'm in love with my boss - w4m - 37 (Naples)
Wanted him for years. If he only knew the nasty things I'd let him do to me...

Target Thursday - m4w - 35 (Pine Island Road)
You were wearing leopard print tights and were so hot. You came down my isle, but I froze up. You were so gorgeous and looked delicious in your caramel-coated skin-tone. It's a long-shot, but get at me if you know who you are.

Laplaya resort sat feb 9th  - m4w (Naples)
You were a very beautiful mom from originally from England. We were sitting on the edge of the pool chatting and I didn't get your name before your husband walked up... Hope you see this so we. Can chat more. I was intrigued by you.

see u on naples beach klub parking - m4w 43
we have a litle eye contact , but i still drumbling inside , u are probably runing and after that i se u again in SUV going from naples beach parking spot if i'm not wrong tall me what i driving

Sun Flea Market on Sunday - m4w 42 (Paulson / Flea Market)
I saw you at the Flea Market on Sunday around 3:45. You are BBW with dark beautiful hair and were wearing a Green top and Black Pants, You seem very sweet and I would like to talk to you.

SccEssFiL !!! xo!!! - w4m - 33 (All Ft Myers)
I'm in search of a tall attractive chocolate man... we will call him successful. I lost touch and can usually track you down, but not this time.  You put my van keys in a strange place before... if you know that, I'll know it's you... It's me T Tasha, like to catch up... got a new vehicle, you'd be a proud sexy Daddy!!! Hope you see this or if anyone knows you will let you know .xo T

College girl - m4w - 54 (south fort myers/cape)
Looking for a regular metting with a college girl of legal age, must be very fit with strong legs. I am a VERY generous businessman, a nice, good looking, fit guy of 54. Please send clear picture and please no dating or sex sites. Thank you.

bike path at nite - m4m (Gateway)
guy on the sidewalk, lmk if you want a ***** or a *mouth hug* next ime you are out. no talk, no names.

Naples beach club - m4w
I cannot get you out of my head. You're smile, so warm and friendly. You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, with such a great attitude to match. We talked about animals we own, you run the pool area. I would be honored for the chance to get to know you. You seem like such a wonderful person and did I mention that smile?

brunette at starbucks - m4w 
your smokin hott

i said some thing to you

and you told me today was your special day

tell me why

i would love to see you again

Publix Giant Ice bags girl - m4w - 34 (cape pkwy)
I helped you carry some ice to your car. I thought you were super cute and should have told you so. Tell me what I tried to put in your trunk...

Habitat for humanity store - m4w 
I was in the building materials section; you came in and smiled, and then quickly departed.

in traffic - m4w (cape coral pine island rd)
you were in your cars passenger seat, it was your dad, or grand dad driving, i thought you were so cute, i tried to ask you for your number, you hesitated and was reluctant, i guess with your dad right there.... i was gonna try and write my number on a paper and hold it against the window, but then i got held up in traffic.... i hope yuo get this, tell me what color truck i was in...

girl on bike - m4w (Lehigh Acres)
I HAVE A BIKE TOO WE SHOULD GO FOR A RIDE SOMETIME.... I SEEN YOU ON 23RD AND BETHSTACY TWICE YOU LOOKED AT ME BOTH TIMES

Daddy - m4m 32 (Locker room)
I fantasize about taking care of you in the locker room after working out. You have such a nice body and that silver hair covering your beautiful **** is so sexy. After I held the door open for you, I wanted to follow you to the showers and finish my workout using your equiptment.

THICK WHITE GIRL AT NFM WALMART - m4w
I saw you late Wednesday night. You were wearing a brown blouse/ sweater and black pants that accentuated your nice round ass. You were wearing flip flops. You were in the dairy section looking at sour cream labels of all things!! I was wearing a blue and yellow jacket with black shorts.

LA Fitness sauna Wednesday night - m4m 26 (Gulf Coast Town Center)
tell me what i was wearing u where shirtless with black shorts and u where on the other corner of the sauna and we started playing with our **** but we never approched each other a guy walked it I would like to do this again. Im not out i am very curious to **** with a guy

Dawn J - m4w - 30 (north fort Myers)
I miss you baby girl. Honey i know you miss me. I wish you were on thos trip. Dont let our love die. I love you. Sre you soon i hope. J...

pregnant at walmart - m4w - 99 (Cape Coral)
we made some definite eye contact several times. you were with your friend or maybe sister? i should have said hello. email me.

Poolside - m4w (SR)
Hi there... I will be at the pool today... Hope to see you! Wanna get to know better. By the way, Love the view from behind... It's World class ;)

RE: Dawn J - 30 (Nfm) - 30
J, Do you really mean it? how do I know this is even really you? Respond with who fatty is and maybe we can talk... D

My insurance lady - m4w - 44 (Naples)
wow... you blew me away... I was with my mom... but I really wanted to ask you out... I was very attracted to you . If you feel the same way ... please get back with me !! You know my info... so I'll know it's you ;) I really hope to hear from you

nice man !!! - m4m
You came yesterday to apply for a Job at my office, i have to tell you with all due respect, you are a very handsome man. I would like you to become friends and possibly more.

Kasey's mom - m4w - 32 (NW Cape) 
You are so hot! Every time I go to the bus stop, I hope you are there too. If you want to chill just come up to me and ask.

Cop at Pita Pit - w4m - 30 (Pita Pit on Colonial)
I know this is a long shot... You were at Pita Pit with another cop I think but he wasn't in uniform, you were. You had beautiful eyes and I couldn't stop looking at them. If this is  you, write me back. :)

Home Depot - m4w (Cape Coral)
Hot little cashier at Home Depot on skyline named Dawn would love to hook up hope you read this

You put your whole hand in your mouth at the bar - 40 (SW Fla)
said you had no gag reflex, and could deep throat, I had to leave and did not get your name? Hope you see this for my sake.

JetBlue boner - m4m (RSW)
We were seating in the same row on our flight from NY and you were popping bones most of the flight. I kind of think it was intentional. If it was, tell me what row you were in.

Back seat girl with a cute smile - m4w - 40 (Near the airport)
You're in the backseat of a beige or tan Corolla. We glanced at each other then we smiled. I had to be elsewhere or I would have followed to see more. If you find this let me know and maybe we can do more than smile at each other from different cars.