You know what cooks my chicken? These drivers who refuse to realize their car comes equipped with a turn signal. YEA! That flashing light that comes on when a car is changing lanes? EVERY car has it! I know, it's so crazy...and even crazier...YOU TOO can use it! WOAH! It's so magical. Here's what it does...when you flip that blinker on, it allows other drivers to know you are about to change lanes. Not only does it go BOTH WAYS but it's so easy to use. You know those arm looking things coming out of your steering wheel? Flip those...one of those is the TURN SIGNAL! OOOO!!! Now, your homework, I want you to USE it from now on. It will change your life...and, oddly enough, could SAVE your life.

I'm looking at you OLD MAN in the blue dodge van who ignored me laying on my horn when you ran me off the road this morning because you thought "Tamiami Trail" meant "I'm old so I own this road and can do what I want."