5/13/13

1. Your balls are behind me.

2. Bill Blass can make me.

3. I'm expensive and sit on your face.

Eye Glasses!!

5/14/13

1. If you don't shove something in me quickly I'll go away.

2. After penetration I could hurt for days.

3. I start with a big prick.

Body Piercing!!

5/15/13

1. I get stuck with a pice of meat between the buns.

2. When I get old I get limp.

3. You're never satisfied with a little head.

Lettuce!!

5/16/13

1. I can give you 12 inches over and over again.

2. The more of me you pull out the longer I get.

3. If you let go of my tip too quickly, I'll slap you.

Tape Measurer!!

5/17/13

1. I'm pink and moist.

2. My juice makes you pucker.

3. I'm split down the middle.

Grapefruit!!